notiduck

notiduck is a performance intelligence watchduck for developers and site maintainers. It continuously monitors website speed from three locations, building statistical baselines to detect performance degradation before it impacts users. Unlike simple uptime checks, notiduck provides a full TTFB breakdown (DNS, TCP, TLS, and server wait) and runs automated Lighthouse Core Web Vitals audits every 4 hours. The platform is EU owned, GDPR compliant by design, and operates on a pay-as-you-go credit system with no subscription lock-in What sets us apart from the othes? Autonomous Statistical Engine: Our engine learns your server’s normal behavior automatically. There are no manual thresholds to set or "sensitivity" knobs to turn; it just learns and alerts when the rhythm shifts. Zero-Configuration Setup: Add a URL and walk away. We handle the multi-location baseline learning and anomaly detection out of the box so you don't have to be a performance expert to get expert alerts. Lighthouse Usability Audits: We run Google Lighthouse every 4 hours as a diagnostic sensor. A site can be "up" while being unusable; we track the Core Web Vitals that actually determine if your users are bouncing. Beyond Simple Uptime: While standard tools only check if a server is reachable, we measure if it is actually performing. We catch the "silent" slowdowns—like memory leaks or database bloat—before they turn into outages. Multi-Continent Consensus: Every measurement is verified across three geographic locations before we alert you. This ensures that a regional network blip doesn't trigger a false alarm, giving you 100% confidence