KuroCat

I got tired of clickbait financial advice. All speculation. I wanted something different. KuroCat watches global markets and tells you what to invest in and when. It scores ETFs, bonds, gold, defensive stocks, REITs, and more from 1 to 10. No jargon, no FOMO. Instead of finance speak, the app speaks cat. Purring means conditions look warm. Napping means wait. Hissing means be cautious. What makes it different: KuroCat Score is a composite rating that combines trend analysis, market regime detection, yield curve signals, news sentiment, and momentum into one simple number per asset. Timing guidance tells you when to consider adding, holding, or trimming positions based on real data. Market regime detection figures out if we're in expansion, contraction, crisis, or recovery and adjusts everything accordingly. News is curated from Reuters, Bloomberg, FT, BBC, ECB, and IMF only. No social media noise. A learning section explains investing concepts in plain language so you actually understand what's happening and why. It covers global markets across the US, Europe, and emerging economies. It's a tribute to my cat. Always calculating, never rushing, knew exactly when to pounce. Free, no login required.